Tag Archives: Funny
Email Deliverability Sarcasm

Email Deliverability Sarcasm

Best Practices - November 1, 2010 - 6 Comments

5:04 a.m. Me: Hello? Them: Dude…its 5:05 a.m. and I have not gotten the email. Me: What email? Them: I normally get an email from you everyday at 5:04 a.m. Me: Did you check your spam folder? Them:…

Twas the month before Christmas . . .

Twas the month before Christmas . . .

Uncategorized - November 30, 2009 - Comments Off

My good friend Rick Buck of e-Dialog sent this around over the Thanksgiving holiday and I thought it would be mighty appropriate to post it for your reading pleasure. Hope everyone had a great start to their holiday’s, now get…

Ask my wife – She's always right: Holiday Shopping

Ask my wife – She's always right: Holiday Shopping

Uncategorized - October 2, 2009 - 2 Comments

The holiday season is right around the corner and it’s time to prepare my bank account. So, I asked the wife about her plans for online shopping this year and here’s what she had to tell me. ——- Hi, honey….

How to ruin your email marketing program – Part 1

How to ruin your email marketing program – Part 1

Best Practices - September 11, 2009 - 7 Comments

Part 1 – 9 basics and beliefs. You need the basics to really ruin your email program and it just so happens that this is your lucky day. I have compiled a list of 9 essential beliefs or “the basics”…

Ask my wife – She's always right: Hook, line, and sinker.

Ask my wife – She's always right: Hook, line, and sinker.

Ask the Experts - August 10, 2009 - Comments Off

So, I need to apologize for the lateness of this post in the series, but with the kids on summer break and us taking a holiday it made it difficult to concentrate a bit it seems. A few week ago…

Ask my wife – She's always right: Personalization in Subject Line

Ask my wife – She's always right: Personalization in Subject Line

Ask the Experts - June 5, 2009 - 3 Comments

So this past week there was some internal discussion at Eloqua and on some of the industry lists asking the question, “Does having the company’s brand name sending the email or the first name of recipient of the email in…

Ask my wife – She's always right…

Ask my wife – She's always right…

Ask the Experts, Current Affairs - May 26, 2009 - 5 Comments

Remember the t-shirt from this blog post? Well, the fact of the matter is my wife does rock… I’ve bugged her to do a blog post for me for a few months now and recently must have come across something…

Sales Prevention Strategies for Email Marketers

Sales Prevention Strategies for Email Marketers

Best Practices - March 13, 2009 - 1 Comment

Here we are in the worst economy of our professional lives, and yet every day in my inbox I see marketers making it too hard for subscribers to act on email messages. If you want to keep your revenue at…

Please email me a cheesesteak

Please email me a cheesesteak

Uncategorized - February 16, 2009 - Comments Off

I saw this at Texadelphia today and had to share it with the group.

Top 10 pick up lines overheard at a recent email marketing conference

Top 10 pick up lines overheard at a recent email marketing conference

Uncategorized - February 16, 2009 - 3 Comments

Here are the top 10 pick up lines I recently overheard at an email marketing conference: 10. Your eyes are as gorgeous as perfectly coded HTML 9. How would you like to bounceback to my room? 8. Are you tired?…

Don't Say The B-Word!

Don't Say The B-Word!

Uncategorized - January 21, 2009 - 5 Comments

oh I so love this post.Thanks Kara. My marketing and best practices teams are also probably tired of me harping on this exact same thing. The Hunt You don’t have to talk to many marketers before you hear the word…

EmailAppenders in the news again!

EmailAppenders in the news again!

Uncategorized - November 11, 2008 - 1 Comment

So I hate to re-post so much outside news today to the blog instead of running educational material for you, but this just had to be posted about (of course this should be educating you as what NOT to do…

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